Poway Motorcycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things You Least Want Said Byyour Motorcycle Accident Doctor

1. A few of us doctors got together to look at your X-rays. Let me tell you, these are classics.

2. Just so you know, if the surgery is a failure, you don't get your money back.

3. Have you ever tried something that just doesn't have much chance of success?

4. I'll bet you never want to see another motorcycle, right?

5. Apparently when the car hit you, you had more bounces off other vehicles than a stone skimming the water.

6. The nurses have a pool going. You don't want to know what it is.

7. We like to have a light atmosphere here at this hospital. But whenever I look at your chart, I just want to go get drunk, stinking drunk.

8. The good news is, after you got up from the street apparently only two other vehicles hit you.

9. The bad news is, they were both trucks.

10. I'll bet you're wondering how you're going to go to the bathroom with all those casts, aren't you?